yesterday, the whole house of mine black out... disebabkan rumah kami is somewhere in the centre, so, macam kilat tu sambar umah kami. while everone else punya rumah dah recover, kami punya rumah still bergelap.
my younger brother...hurm... i don't know what to say. dia tu penakut melampau2. kalo kami suruh dia naik atas sorang2, mesti dia tak mau. penakut. and the whole house semalam bergelap menyebabkan dia berhimpit dengan kami... sampai i rasa sesak nafas.
then after ada org datang betulkan, dia ckp fuse da terbakar, so dia direct current kan. damn..bosan for a few hours, i didn't care. i want to play with my lappy. so, i open and main game dalam lappy... bosan jugak. turun bawah, i saw my younger brother blum tido lagi... so i lay besides him and stare at his face.
timbul idea jahat... i pegang hidung dia, kuis2 sikit..then the conversation begin
me: Adik, dekat adik punya hidung ada ulat warna putih.
((dia pegang hidung dia macam nak buang ulat tu.))
me: adik pegang buat apa? dia dah masuk dalam hidung dah.
him: tipu!
me: betul la....((sweet silence)).. habislah.. esok adik bangun, lubang idung adik dah tak de dua dah... tinggal satu je.lubang besarrrr..
he stares at me. tahan gelak je lah'
him: kakak ni, jangan lah tipu... jap adik tanya mama
((mama turun tangga))
him: mama, ada ulat tak kat atas hidung adik?
mama: ulat apa?
me: ulat yang kalo dia masuk hidung tu nanti dia makan isi hidung
mama: haah ada.
hahaha...mama pun subahat gak. then my younger brother lay back. stares again at me. and then dia buat macam bersin, hoping benda tu keluar laa.. then i say.
me: tu la, main tempat merepek2, jadi budak nakal, ulat tu memang suka kat budak nakal.
him: mana ada adik main kat tempat merepek. adik main kat taman je..
((silence, and then, he starts to merengek))
me:gi jumpa mama
((ran to my mum))
him: mama, ada tak ulat atas hidung adik?
mama: ulat apa anis?
me: ulat yang warna putih tu la. yang makan hidung tu.
mama: ha, seh kan biar ulat tu kuar
((my younger brother buat macam bersin dua kali,))
mama: dah kuar dah.
dia dah macam gald benda tu tak de kat dia. then i say
me: gi tido, nanti benda tu datang balik
(he ignore)
me: degil la dia ni. ha, tu atas hidung tu ada warna putih, ha, abis la dia dah masuk balik hidung adik.
(muka curious)
me: esok, adik bangun, hidung adik tinggal satu lubang je...
and then, straight dia nangis...WTH??? hahahah... waktu tu my mum tgh ckp telefon, and i said
me: jangan nangis, nanti dia kuar.
(drop phone)
mama: dah dah, gi tido, lambat tido, nanti lagi di kuar
dia trus pergi tido kat atas toto tu,
me: selamat malam
him: selamat malam(without opening his eyes)
me: takut ke?
him: takut.
hahahah...kelakar. then i leave him, naik atas jap,dalam pukul 1 pg, still tak leh tido, my mum said to me... dia sangat takut, sampai mengigau. and bangun pagi tadi, badan dia sangat panas, macam nak demam. bangn pagi tadi pun, he asked once again to my mum," mama, ada tak ulat atas hidung adik?" before dia gi sekolah..
hohoho... jahat gila i kan..ngee~~~ sorry..saja nak menyakat..geram sangat... now i know that my younger brother is afraid of cockroach, darkness and ulat atas hidung..heheheheh
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